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Just the Job!

Monday, September 28th, 2009

We all know that times are hard, and even if green shoots are appearing they’re taking their time in blossoming forth! During the credit crunch every job has to be fought for, so can anything give you the extra edge over your competitors? Well surprisingly, we might just have a suggestion for you……

Specsavers recently commissioned a survey to find out whether wearing glasses makes you a more favourable candidate in the eyes of employers. Now we all know that spec wearers have an image of maybe being a little bit more of a brain box, a bit geeky, a bit more studious. We all have that picture in mind of the school swot in oversized specs earnestly giving all the answers in class. Could it be true that the image still rings true?

Bright child in the class with all the answers!

Bright child in the class with all the answers!

Apparently the answer is yes! 68% of employers think that spec wearers are more intelligent and can be trusted, and as they apparently give a better first impression this could be the clincher in an interview. We blogged about this a while ago, the fact that in the workplace anything that gives you that edge is worthwhile, so this may be the time to ditch the contact lenses and return to your glasses. Just steer clear of too much bling and make sure they are suitable for your new workplace.

Glasses get the job

Glasses get the job

Glasses will be the first thing people notice about you, so make sure they’re sparkling clean and fashionable. Get online and find a trendy pair from as little as £9.99. www.TheInternetGlassesCompany.co.uk. Even if you don’t actually have a prescription then you can order specs with clear lenses, and no-one will be any the wiser – they’ll just think you are!

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Midsummer Madness!

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

In order to save you from the same fate as the unfortunates we’re going to tell you about now, we’re going to share some stories to make you think, so have a successful speccy Summer!

We knew the heat was on last week when the temperatures soared, but we’ve never had this problem before – a lady mailed us to order some glasses, which were urgent due to a calamity on Tuesday – she left her plastic frame on the dashboard of the car all  afternoon. the frame ‘went all bendy around the edges” one lens fell out on a gravel car park and she trod on the other one!!

Two different clients squashed their glasses – without cases – into bags and the frames snapped in the middle. Remember that glasses are not flat, they are curved!! With some frames there is a big space between the folded sides and the front. Shove them in a pocket and they’ll flatten and ultimately break – why are we telling you this – it’s really good for business!!

One young lady had a few too many Pimms at a BBQ, tried to take the same contact lens out twice (ouch!) damaged her cornea and has had to order specs as she can’t wear her lenses at the moment. A chap in charge of the school PTA BBQ had a few beers (well it is thirsty work) fell over on the way home, and has no idea where the specs went…..hope they didn’t end up in a burger bun!

Usually a couple of pairs go over board at this time of year, and some are lost in lost luggage. We will supply insurance quotes if you are in need of them!! Mail us for details. You are often covered with house contents if for instance the dog eats them, although the vet bill is another matter….

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Eyes Wide Open

Sunday, July 19th, 2009

With our passion for all things related to glasses, lenses, sight, and eye health, we like to think we have a pretty encyclopaedic knowledge of our little world. Eye myths are an interesting one to take a look at……

Eyes – the gateway to our inner selves, mystical organs that can mesmerise, hypnotise, overflow with emotional tears or freeze an opponent with a glacial stare. Eyes convey so much of what we feel, that it’s no wonder they are celebrated, feared, and analysed.

The evil eye is a concept that appears in many forms in several different cultures.
Can a magical eye curse it’s victims with a gaze? Or if you allow your covetous stare to linger too long on a person, or your neighbours livestock, can you then cause them harm? The evil eye is often thought to cause harm by drying out, desiccating or withering it’s victim –  but you’re ok if you’re a fish, as they’re thought to be immune!

The third or inner eye is an interesting concept that appears in some spiritual traditions. It is the doorway that leads to the inner being and states of higher consciousness (and you thought a pint or two was the way to manage that!) and it’s often associated with clairvoyance and out of body experiences. Do we all have it? Could we develop the capacity to use it?  Seers are those who use this extra sense.

So if you suffer from the green eyed monster, or next time you flash those baby blues, think a little more about the mythical, magical beauty of eyes, and of course the very least you can do is choose a really stunning piece of eye wear to frame those windows to your soul…….

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Sight But Not As We’ve Known It!

Monday, May 11th, 2009

This summer we’re all going Star Trekking – glued to our seats thanks to Simon Pegg and Zachary Quinto in the newest take on an old favourite. So if we’re thinking futuristic and techno, what’s happening in the world of optics?

Spectacle lenses constantly evolve, because as technology moves on in leaps and bounds, so do the products. If you are very long or short sighted, you do not have to suffer the weight and bad cosmetics of thick, heavy lenses. High density, machine thinned lenses reduce the bulk of the lens, even if your prescription is high.

Glasses frames change every season, a fashion item that serves a purpose  – you can look good and see well! Space age materials such as titanium and stainless steel make for thin, light, strong frames. Plastics improve all the time too – the stuff used in the 1950s was flammable and went a funny yellow colour! Thankfully times have changed. Plastics come in all sorts of colours and finishes, from plain and simple to bejewelled and engraved.

If you’re still not convinced by glasses, you could opt for contact lenses – which can now be worn for a day, a week, or a month, with simple, cheap cleaning solutions. You can sleep in them, swim in them, and apparently chop onions without tears! Or if that’s still not techno enough for you, you can have your eyes lasered – suitable for a huge percentage of patients nowadays.

So, we may not be able to beam ourselves up yet, but times are changing and will continue to so. Check out opticians websites and keep up with the future of optics.

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Are You Up to Scratch ?!

Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

I’m really enjoying buying my glasses online, because up until the net optician appeared on the scene I had a very expensive hobby – buying new prescription lenses because I kept scratching the ******* things!!! I just hope that some of you out there have done it and it’s not just me…….

When I was little my specs were changed every six months, so they were the type of NHS specials that Jarvis Cocker would kill for. I was before my time with the Jack Duckworth look due to the permanent lumps of very sticky plaster holding the arms on. Lenses were not anti-scratch then, and it showed! I gouged them on twigs in the garden, by using them to dig my favourite car out of the sandpit, (oops!) on the pavement when I fell over in them, and on the zip of my Mum’s cardie.

I put them in my cricket bag with a matchbox, my school bag with a metal ruler, and then the spare pair got wrecked after our holiday in the box with the shells I’d collected. I also discovered that if you try and remove the scratches with your Mum’s nail file it really doesn’t help…..

Nowadays I have a scratch resistant layer on my glasses. Please note the word resistant – it doesn’t help if you put your car keys in your pocket with them, or your dog runs off with them and his little puppy teeth find them soothing to chew. It helps with everyday wear and tear though, and now I’m shopping at the online optician I don’t have the expense or the embarrassment!

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I Can See Clearly Now!

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

After years of glasses abuse and spending half my time in the Opticians, waiting for my glasses to be repaired or going in to collect ones I’ve discovered a whole new world – thank you online optician for ending years of torment……

I got glasses when I became short sighted at age twelve. I’d been squinting for a while and my dad was in such despair over my lack of skills on the cricket pitch that he was willing to try anything. A trip to the Optician and then came the news that every kid dreads – you are now officially a geek and target for stray footballs.

At school my glasses got sat on, eaten by the dog, left on buses, crunched when I put them in my trainers for safe keeping. (You can guess the rest. To add injury to insult I cut my toe on the broken lens.) One pair fell overboard from a ferry on a day trip to France, one pair fell out of the door pocket in the car and Mum drove over them.

At work my cool rimless specs got squashed when some other short sighted idiot to vain to wear their glasses put a box on them. I left one pair on top of the car, and a girlfriend took another because she liked the frames so much.

When I discovered online glasses the world became a better place. I got five pairs, not much dearer than the ones I left on the car, and now I’m never without spex. I also don’t have the indignity of glasses repaired with sellotape, plasters, safety pins, garden twine or Blu-tak. Now I just need to remember where I put them….

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Just Call Me Imelda!

Friday, April 10th, 2009

Now I realise that shopping addiction is nothing new, and I’m definitely not alone, but I need to confess – My name’s Kate and I’m a glasses-aholic! My eye wear wardrobe is as vital to me as Manolos are to Carrie Bradshaw. Glasses always had a fatal attraction for me, and then I discovered my Online Optician and it’s getting worse!!

Look One is my chic and efficient office girl look – every little helps to impress at work! To go with my sharp suits and court shoes I’ve got a sleek gold metal eye glass frame, very simple and classic, or the secretarial look of a black plastic cats eye frame. If I get fed up with those I’ve got a rimless pair in bronze!

For evenings I can do flirtatious or glamorous – black geeky frames if I want to look edgy and cool, or a silver metal frame with jewels on the arms for something more grown up. I also have a fabulous Marc Jacobs frame with cut out bits at the sides, perfect for side long glances!!

For summer hippy days, I’ve got a big retro plastic pink frame with smoky lenses that are clear at the bottom. These are not dark enough for the beach, for which I have a huge tortoiseshell frame with swirly bits on the sides.

Now I’ve just taken up yoga, so I must order a pair for that. Summer’s coming, what would I wear for picnics? Hmmm….must get online and get some serious shopping in!

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Help – My Arms Got Too Short!!

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

As if I didn’t have enough to worry about, what with the grey hairs, the inexplicable sprouting hairs, the dreaded wrinkles, I am now incapable of even reading a newspaper without help. I was even examining my shirts in case my arms had actually shrunk, because I was having to stretch things further and further away to see small detail.

Disaster! I couldn’t even read the small print on the Viagra (!) – but at least there was a simple solution, not as drastic as dying my hair or having anything waxed. I had an eye test, and the optician explained that I am now presbyopic. Sounds painful but the only discomfort was to my wallet, and I invested in some prescription glasses for reading.

As we get older – more mature as I prefer to think of it – the eye ages too, and the lenses inside the eye loses the ability to focus on detail. The optician did cheer me up by saying it happens to everyone and of course things could always be worse! I’ve since visited an online optician and ordered some reading glasses from them too – you can never have too many pairs and I leave them all over the place.

My reading glasses are now a way of life, and I like to think my groovy metal frames have a certain sophisticated elegance to them. Now where did I put that Viagra bottle….

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