Posts Tagged ‘Diors’

3D Glasses – The Sequel!

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

I blogged a while ago because I just got my first glasses, and was excited about a) buying Marc Jacobs frames – i.e. a real designer item with no guilt whatsoever, and b) actually being able to see, and c) my crows feet started to go into reverse as I wasn’t squinting anymore. So a whole new world opened up to me this summer, and here’s how I got on since!

Marc Jacobs Are The Ultimate In Style This Season

Marc Jacobs Are The Ultimate In Style This Season

I went to the optician for a follow up, he said it was unusual to suddenly be short sighted at 27, and he was interested to check me for further changes. He upped the prescription by a tiny amount, but I can still wear the beloved Marc Jacobs, and the Gucci sunnies that I put my lenses into. I skipped joyfully home and promptly ordered a pair of Diors, as I’m now paranoid about being without my specs! It was one thing to be illegal to drive when I didn’t know I was, but now the truth is out I barely walk down to the dust bin without my MJs on!

I don’t wear my glasses for close work, although it wouldn’t matter if I did, and weirdly I don’t like eating with them on! I wear them the rest of time though, and when I briefly took them off at the cinema last week, I was amazed at how fuzzy Sandra Bullock was! Everyone has complimented me on my specs, and two friends are now browsing online for their next pair – I find it dead simple and I like the chance to look through the range of glasses at home.

I think about make up and jewellery differently now, I don’t wear as much of either, I like letting the glasses do the accessorising for me! My optician also gave me daily contact lenses, which are fab, after the initial two weeks of stress and tantrum learning how to put them in! I keep a few for nights out if I want a change from my specs, but the extra effort involved in eye liner etc does make me long to just stick my glasses on.

So becoming a speccy four eyes wasn’t the end of the world, in fact it’s been lots of fun, although thankfully glasses are so gorgeous nowadays that wearing them is a treat. I’ll have another check up next year, how awful if I have to buy yet another pair of specs!

Time for Some Good News!

Saturday, May 9th, 2009

Now we all know that fifty is the new forty, but try telling that to your eyeballs! The Botox can keep those wrinkles at bay, a dash of (because you’re worth it!) dye can disguise those pesky greys, but before you know it you’re perching a pair of bifocals on your nose and wishing your arms were a bit longer! You’re not alone though, so read on for the good news…….

As your knees get a bit stiffer, so does the lens inside your eye. It looses the ability to change shape and focus close too. So you end up squinting at menus in dimly lit restaurants, giving up on threading needles, and claiming that the print in phone books is getting smaller. Nightmare! You’re turning into your Mother!

The good news I promised you:
You needn’t worry about your wrinkles anymore because you won’t be able to see them.
You don’t need to waste time plucking your eyebrows because you can’t see those either!
You have a perfect excuse never to sew a button on ever again.
If the news is too depressing – Swine flu, Gordon Brown, the Credit Crunch, expensive identity cards etc – no problem, newsprint is too small to read.

There’s also the shopping opportunity. Feel free to spend madly on delicious Diors, or gorgeous Guccis, with prescription reading lenses or varifocals. Not an exercise in vanity, more a medical appliance with a fashion twist. You’ll be able to catch up on the news when it gets better, and at least you’ll be able to read the Government leaflet on how not to spread viruses.

You might need several pairs, to keep by the phone, the computer etc. Log onto the online optician and do it the cheap and painless way. More painless than Botox anyway!