Posts Tagged ‘Guccis’

Suited and Booted!

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

I had glasses as a teenager, and to be honest never gave that much thought to them. My Mum picked them for me because I was too busy playing Tetris in the optician waiting room, and I just stuck them on when I was watching my James Bond videos. As I didn’t wear them all the time I didn’t bother with what they looked like.

I’ve since come round to the way of thinking that if real men can wear moisturiser, then they can wear cool glasses too. I like style as well as function – and what better partner to my i phone and macbook than specs that say I know a thing or two about fashion!

My girlfriend got me looking at online opticians, and started me thinking about specs. I’m now the proud owner of what she tells me is an eyewear wardrobe! I’ve got some geeky plastic frames which I like for work. They’re very comfortable and serious looking, cool with my dark suits. They’ve got a tiny bit of logo detail, but not too much.

I’ve got lenses that change in the sun in a more sporty frame, which I wear out of work. They are dark blue because I like casual denims and fat face type stuff, and they kind of co ordinate without me having to worry about it! They’re not exactly sunglasses but they do the job, and I wear them for driving.

Having not enjoyed wearing specs I now really like them, and if I’m known as that guy in the cool Guccis then that’s fine by me! The idea of buying them online appeals too, fire up the macbook and it’s there at my fingertips, and I don’t even have to go shopping!

Time for Some Good News!

Saturday, May 9th, 2009

Now we all know that fifty is the new forty, but try telling that to your eyeballs! The Botox can keep those wrinkles at bay, a dash of (because you’re worth it!) dye can disguise those pesky greys, but before you know it you’re perching a pair of bifocals on your nose and wishing your arms were a bit longer! You’re not alone though, so read on for the good news…….

As your knees get a bit stiffer, so does the lens inside your eye. It looses the ability to change shape and focus close too. So you end up squinting at menus in dimly lit restaurants, giving up on threading needles, and claiming that the print in phone books is getting smaller. Nightmare! You’re turning into your Mother!

The good news I promised you:
You needn’t worry about your wrinkles anymore because you won’t be able to see them.
You don’t need to waste time plucking your eyebrows because you can’t see those either!
You have a perfect excuse never to sew a button on ever again.
If the news is too depressing – Swine flu, Gordon Brown, the Credit Crunch, expensive identity cards etc – no problem, newsprint is too small to read.

There’s also the shopping opportunity. Feel free to spend madly on delicious Diors, or gorgeous Guccis, with prescription reading lenses or varifocals. Not an exercise in vanity, more a medical appliance with a fashion twist. You’ll be able to catch up on the news when it gets better, and at least you’ll be able to read the Government leaflet on how not to spread viruses.

You might need several pairs, to keep by the phone, the computer etc. Log onto the online optician and do it the cheap and painless way. More painless than Botox anyway!