Posts Tagged ‘NHS’

Specs Back In Time

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

Nowadays when we’re choosing our new specs the choice is overwhelming. Thin, thick, plastic, metal, big, little……the list goes on. Sometimes clients tell us there’s too much to choose from – how spoilt! For once upon a time there was very little decision making involved!

In recent times the NHS was in control of our eyewear. Up until 1988 the NHS paid towards everyone’s glasses, even the frames. They provided the stunning selection of plastic frames in black, autumn leaf, crystal, blue or pink. Many a teenager was reduced to tears in the opticians when confronted with these delights! If plastic was not for you, then you could have round John Lennon frames, made of rolled gold no less, or the half moon version. Therefore all of us looked like Buddy Holly, hippies with dubious taste, or mad professors. For children there were scaled down versions, or sweet little metal frames that tied across the back of the head with elastic.

John Lennon In His Iconic Round Spectacles

John Lennon In His Iconic Round Spectacles

During the war years you could get metal frame with flat sides, to slip inside your gas mask – how clever is that?! And previous to that little round frames in tortoiseshell. Organic of course but fairly bad news for the Hawksbill Turtle, whose shell was used and he was never even acknowledged, for they were always credited to tortoises.

Hawksbill Turtles Are Much Happier Now Their Shells Aren't Used To Make Glasses

Hawksbill Turtles Are Much Happier Now Their Shells Aren't Used To Make Glasses

Or of course there was the elegance of the quizzer, lorgnette, or pince-nez. Perfect for supercilious glaring at the opera etc. The quizzer was a single lens on a handle, the lorgnette two lenses that flipped out on a spring, and the pince-nez gripped your nose with the ferocity of a cross crab. How we suffered for our sight!

In ancient history frames were made of wood, leather, bone or horn – again very organic but unfortunate for any original owners! Lenses were flat and optically not very good, so the next time you curse your specs, just be grateful you do not have to feel guilty about a Turtle as well!

Are You Up to Scratch ?!

Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

I’m really enjoying buying my glasses online, because up until the net optician appeared on the scene I had a very expensive hobby – buying new prescription lenses because I kept scratching the ******* things!!! I just hope that some of you out there have done it and it’s not just me…….

When I was little my specs were changed every six months, so they were the type of NHS specials that Jarvis Cocker would kill for. I was before my time with the Jack Duckworth look due to the permanent lumps of very sticky plaster holding the arms on. Lenses were not anti-scratch then, and it showed! I gouged them on twigs in the garden, by using them to dig my favourite car out of the sandpit, (oops!) on the pavement when I fell over in them, and on the zip of my Mum’s cardie.

I put them in my cricket bag with a matchbox, my school bag with a metal ruler, and then the spare pair got wrecked after our holiday in the box with the shells I’d collected. I also discovered that if you try and remove the scratches with your Mum’s nail file it really doesn’t help…..

Nowadays I have a scratch resistant layer on my glasses. Please note the word resistant – it doesn’t help if you put your car keys in your pocket with them, or your dog runs off with them and his little puppy teeth find them soothing to chew. It helps with everyday wear and tear though, and now I’m shopping at the online optician I don’t have the expense or the embarrassment!